Instructions:
1. Put your iPod on shuffle
2. Press "Next" for each question
3. Use the title of the song to answer the question
I MUST DO MORE OF THESE
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends.
WHAT'S YOUR OUTLOOK ON LIFE?
Pas de cheval.
WHAT DOES YOUR FAMILY THINK OF YOU?
Self-Trepanation (Ow)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Mad As Rabbits (That's about right)
WHAT DO STRANGERS THINK OF YOU?
Omission. (That makes no sense, but it's a good song.)
WHAT DO YOUR EXES THINK OF YOU?
A fleeting dream.
HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE?
Karaoke Plays. (I make sweet love while singing?)
HOW WILL YOUR LOVE LIFE BE IN THE FUTURE?
It's a hit. (If you know what I mean...)
WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
40ft. (Again, makes no sense)
WILL YOU HAVE KIDS?
The view from the afternoon.
ARE YOU GOOD AT SCHOOL?
Parallel Universe. (I'm that good.)
WILL YOU BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE?
Lucid Dreams. ("A lucid dream is a dream in which the sleeper is aware that she or he is dreaming." Interpret that as you want.)
WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
The Real.(That would be a depressing song for a birthday, tbh.)
WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
You probably couldn't see for the lights.
(This would be a hilarious song to play at a funeral;
"One look sends it coursing through the veins oh how the feeling races
Back up to their brains to form expressions on there stupid faces
They don't want to say hello
Like I want to say hello
Oh the heartbeats at its peak when you're coming up to speak")
THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE:
Power to the people.
YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND ARE:
Apathetic way to be.
HAPPY TIMES:
From a mountain in the middle of the cabins.
SAD TIMES:
Graffiti
EVERY DAY:
Deceptacon- Le Tigre
FOR TOMORROW:
Up and UP
FOR YOU:
If you were there, beware.
WHAT DOES NEXT YEAR HAVE IN STORE FOR ME?
A name. (Because I know you don't have one.)
WHAT DO I SAY WHEN LIFE GETS TOO HARD?
Do me a favour.
WHAT DO I THINK WHEN I GET UP IN THE MORNING?
C'mon Girl. (Ohohoho)
WHAT SONG WILL I DANCE TO AT MY WEDDING?
Come on home.
WHAT DO YOU WANT AS A CAREER?
Nosebleed. (I bleed my nose allll day for cash.)
YOUR FAVOURITE SAYING?
The night I lost my head.
FAVOURITE PLACE?
Out of the frying pan. (It's hot in there)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Warm tape.
DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Earthquake.
WHAT DO I LIKE DOING MOST?
Especially In Michigan
SONG THAT DESCRIBES MY SCHOOL PRINCIPAL:
This velvet glove.
WHAT IS MY STATE OF MIND AT THE MOMENT?
Servants of the mountain.
HOW WILL I DIE?
Big Big Love (YOU WILL DIE OF POLYGAMY!)
THE SONG THAT YOU'LL PUT AS THE TITLE?
Lies.